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thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

dekutree:

8ae:

aliwav:

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

lmfao fuck this post honestly

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im literally the funniest person i know fuck this assy post

pesh-tigo:

I took this screenshot like 10 years ago and its brilliance still makes me laugh my ass off

stabs:

sceptre:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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OMG Ivan so happy for you

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

bittersweetthoughtsofinsantity:

This brought out the lesbian in us all

burntsandwich:

asiagettheyayo:

kyarychan:

Some cute Taiwanese sisters named Zony and Yony dancing to PONPONPON!

omg…my daughter loves this song tho

sO FUCKING CUTE

germball:

if anyone ever asks me what orange is the new black is about i will send them these pictures without any context or explanation 

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

Reblog if you are proud of your URL

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom