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thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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serfborts:

when you’re one of the skinny bitches in the club and Anaconda comes on but you don’t give a fuck

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saladder:

"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "i’m fine mom ❤”

rydenarmani:

I am worried about him, honestly.

betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:

[klaroline]

But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.

water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.

Expose the system. Exploit the system. 

whoredinarygirl:

can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?

whitedad:

what doesn’t kill you doesn’t kill you

lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

why is the feels guy always looking right?

cyberjock:

danbutt:

because his gf left

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anoldegglikeme:

lovelymidnamage:

demengineerz:

Select Your Character

I cannot stop laughing at pikachu jesusshc

There he go

nothomo:

looks like lana is working on new album material

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.