I'm Allie and I'm a hot mess. Give me your money.
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instagram: alecerrone

thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

dicksplit:

*wraps it around my dick*

ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
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rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS

thisgirlgames:

"Why are you so upset? It’s just a video ga-"

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pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

myheadisloud:

me on my birthday

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heatmor:

im just annoyed and ugly all the time

frutari:

beingalittlegirl:

frutari:

do you ever like someone so much. you just imagine all the things you could do together and you just constantly think about that person almost every breathing minute and just wish you could be together

Every minute of everyday daddy!💖