I'm Allie and I'm a hot mess. Give me your money.
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thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

thehalfassvegetarian:

theotherdynamitegal:

the garlic bread one

I feel like that is me and that is why I have no friends.

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

yoncevevo:

the only way to go out

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

claphne:

child

why u scream

mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

dildorrito:

what’s the password

adultnapped:

not even the first time I’ve got a message like this

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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