I'm Allie and I'm a hot mess. Give me your money.
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thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

unsharedmemories:

people need to look up the definitions of the words depressed, stressed and anxiety before they use them in their every day vocabulary 

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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qrieves:

If I had a dollar for every time I got hit on

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jpnvines:

お前だれ 〜 Hiyori

Who are you 〜 Hiyori

I’ll take a selfie… selfie~

Huh? Huh?

charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

roriu-senpai:

apinchofsanity:

alliwantistomarchdrumcorps:

videohall:

Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.

"i demand to be loved"

He comes down like an angry parent after their child comes in from being out late,”What TIME DO YOU CALL THIS HUMAN??”.

those meows are like “oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, its you its you its you!!!!, LOVE ME!”

primarchvakarian:

my brother had a beyblading accident today

late9ight:

lmao

greenseer:

U ever wish u were Mysterious but u can’t stop talking about urself